….or “How I learned to hate Hollywood”
After my recent Alone in the Dark viewing, I thought; what the heck, not a single movie in the universe could hurt my brain like AitD did. Man I was wrong.
Van Helsing is the product that I only thought was achievable, if you was to allow a bad trance DJ to do a movie.
Its a megamix of Frankenstein, Dracula, wrong decisions and obviously lots of hard drugs. After watching Van Helsing, im pretty sure that any creative ideas and decisions to put this screenplay in productions, was made under the influence of hard drugs.
What is it that the movie execs think of us consumers? That we are total morons, with absolutely no taste?
I really hate to be this negative, but if I’d ever paid any money to watch this movie, I would head right out of the cinema or to the local Blockbuster, and demand a full refund. On what ground you ask? Well their product was so filled with errors (holes in the plot the size of Alaska), that not only do I feel that demanding my money back is ok. I should actually hire a lawyer and sue for damages and the trauma that this movie has created………….
Oh, this was really great. I should really get the anger out of my body this way, more often.
Links: Imdb <<<— see who’s to blame for this.