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Alone in the Dark

Posted September 19th, 2005 by David

Please, please dont spend any money on this infested turd of a movie.
Im normally not a guy who would slam someones creative work, but somehow I lost my gloves. The reason I lost them, is simply that this movie sucks in every direction and area a movie can suck. Bad acting, bad filming, bad lightning, bad CGI, bad script, bad casting (Tara Reid) and worst ever adaptation from any media to movie.
Somehow its actually so bad, that I would recommend watching this movie, as it gives you something to measure other movies against. This is the ultimate zero.
Links: Amazon | Imdb

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3 Responses to “Alone in the Dark”

  1. Penda Says:
    September 21st, 2005 at 6:32 pm

    Oh, crap, I should have warned you. I rented that this past weekend.

    I’m watching the nearly endless scroll, and wondered what possessed someone to do it, so I turned on the Director’s Commentary. Uwe says the scroll was necessary because there was no room in the movie itself to explain the backstory - you know, except for the interminable and largely unnecessary action sequences.

    Yeah, and skip the commentary altogether, since nothing endears an audience to the director like the director calling his audience “stupid”.

    I’d thought I’d seen bad, but there was no redeeming value to this movie

  2. David Says:
    October 13th, 2005 at 5:37 pm

    Now I actually took the time to view the first 20 minutes of the flick with commentary……not even the director shows any involvement what so ever.
    How could they ever make this…?

  3. Van Helsing… Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

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